Granted, my three year old daughter looks adorable in Afro-Puffs.
Category: Terrible Twosdays
Are you a parent going through the Terrible Twos? Did you live through them and survive? Terrible Twosdays is a place to commiserate over the unending shenanigans of your Darling Children (as the online parenting communities say). Nonfiction stories will be considered, so long as names have been changed to protect the guilty. Inspired by our best-selling gift book for parents, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Terrible Twosdays joins the roster of our other online short fiction series. Unlike Mondays Are Murder and Thursdaze, we’re looking for stories with a light and mischievous feel, all about the day-to-day challenges of parenting. As with our other flash fiction series, stories must not exceed 750 words.
The September he started first grade, my son cried every morning.
The homework assignment was simple; make something to do with transportation.
“I dew wheat.” I never knew the power of words until my two year old asked to “do it.” Those two little words sent dread flying through my body.
Time is relative, so Einstein told us. I am sure he was right—I’m not really qualified to contradict one of the world’s greatest scientists—but motherhood has taught me that distance is relative, too.
At just the tender age of three you joined a century-long conversation about the shortcomings of women’s fashion.
Last week was the third consecutive book of the week with which school sent my son home to practice reading and the family it’s about is black.
I liked cooking meat over coals outside on the patio barbeque for the taste and the smoky flavor and of course less kitchen mess.
Featured: Black Interest
- HNIC (limited edition signed package)
- Anna In-Between
- Move the Crowd
- The Family Mansion
- Hadriana in All My Dreams
- So Much Things to Say: 100 Poets from the First Ten Years of the Calabash International Literary Festival
- Abstraktion und Einfühlung
- Jesus Boy
- Not for Everyday Use
- Black Music
- The Plot Against Hip Hop
- Home Girl