“Does the President Poop?” by Kristin Markovich and Laura Moore

“Kids, it’s been awhile. Should we try to poop in the potty?!”

“NO!!!!!!”

“Replaced” by Melissa Ostrom

You’re supposed to be the littlest. You were yesterday.

“Dew Wheat” by Denise Hume

“I dew wheat.” I never knew the power of words until my two year old asked to “do it.” Those two little words sent dread flying through my body.

“Barbecue” by Carol Wakefield

I liked cooking meat over coals outside on the patio barbeque for the taste and the smoky flavor and of course less kitchen mess.

“The Piss of My Dreams” by Vashti Anderson

I have a serious bathroom phobia, and when I say this I mean that there is actually nothing wrong with me at all.

“The Time Minnie Was Decapitated” by Lauren Stahl

I am running behind on dinner thanks to a last minute work emergency and bumper-to-bumper traffic on the interstate . . .

“It Wasn’t Until” by Renee Lake

I have two daughters, both over the age of five. I never expected to raise boys . . .

“Pica” by Raul Palma

For my daughter, “Shit!” became the Shit . . .