I am a distinguished professor. I am a dignified person. I have a doctorate. I am important in academic circles . . .
Tag: Go the Fuck to Sleep
The kids and I dash across town to library story time . . .
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7:30am, Okay; coffee, laundry, then walk . . .
For as long as I can remember, my daughter asked me to take her to church. . . .
“Honey, I’m home.” Home to sulky silence, the absence of pounding footsteps, and the discordant music of two contentious nine-year-olds. I move through the eerie, foreboding silence toward her. Her—the mother of our children, and my wife of choice on most days . . .
My son Martin is still learning to grasp the concepts of you and me . . .
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