“Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck” by Nkosi Ife Bandele
And so my nine-year-old discovered the word the other day. On the subway: a young woman, thoroughly exasperated by her fellow rude subway riders . . .
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“Use Your Words” by Nkosi Ife Bandele
Since I am 6’4”, Black, and a furry dude to boot, I am not your typical Upper Westside Mom. . .
“AN unHAPPY MEAL” by Nkosi Ife Bandele
You got me. I sometimes steal away into McDonald’s with my nine year old, and we share a large fry. . .
“Fuckitty-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck Part 2: Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit” by Nkosi Ife Bandele
For my daughter, “Shit!” became the Shit . . .
“Itty Bitty Titty Committee” by Nkosi Ife Bandele
There’s a girl in my nine year old’s third grade class who apparently has been left back more than a couple of times. She’s twelve and sprouting . . .
“Parenting, Barbershop-style” by Nkosi Ife Bandele
First of all, lemme say that Big Ted’s my man. He always gives me a tight cut, and he’s cool, you know, funny. Got that educated-like slang. (Apparently he did a lot of reading in the joint . . .)
“The Shit Machine” (or “ShitMo”) by Nkosi Ife Bandele
None of the men in my wife’s family ever changed a diaper. Not one. Not ever.
“Afro-Puff Daddy” by Nkosi Ife Bandele
Granted, my three year old daughter looks adorable in Afro-Puffs.